Hella bread

How to prepare the Sandwich of your dreams

You'll need the following:

1. Two pieces of toasted bread
2. Butter
3. Cheese
4. Ham
5. Tomatoes
6. Cucumber
7. Salad
8. Salad sauce

Step 1.
First you need to toast the two pieces of bread you have, you can either microwave them so they will get nice and warm, or you can put them in a toaster and have them nice and crispy.

Step 2.
After you have microwaved or toasted your two pieces of bread, spread the butter evenly on to the two slice of bread, Apply ham and cheese on to the bread.

3. Now that you have basic bread done, it is time to cut the tomatoes, cucumber and salad. Slice them in to nice pieces so they will fit in between the two slices of bread nicely. Remember to wash your veggies before cutting them.

4. Apply the sliced vegetables on to your bread in a order you personally want them. Apply salad sauce when you have put your salad on to the bread.

With this recipe you will get any girl in the world

Hello, today I'm going to tell you how to prepare the perfect Junkie stew in whole the world.

First of all, the real name is "Nistipata", I could not find a good translation for that name, so it is not actually stew but macaroni and minced meat. The recipe is easy to prepare and the ingredients are cheap and taste very good. Don't start arguing with me you love macaroni and minced meat.

You will need the following: A frying pan, saucepan, spatula, olive oil (or butter), 500 gram of minced meat and a hand full of macaroni.

The end result if done correctly

The first step is to oil the frying pan, then you unpack the minced meat package and throw the meat on to the pan, then put 10dl of water in to the saucepan and let it heat until it starts boiling.

The second step is to cook the minced meat, after the meat is starting to look brownish, add some spices, like oregano or paprika spice. After you have spiced up your minced meat and it's looking pretty 
brown add macaroni in to the boiling saucepan and let it boil for about 8 minutes

The third and the last step is to turn down the heat of your frying pan, so the minced meat wont burn down and wait for the macaroni to get nice and soft. Take the sauce pan and pour the water through a strainer and now you are ready.

Bon Appétit